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ekoenig2:

i’m 50% cool and 50% cool

Posted 3 minutes ago

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

Posted 5 minutes ago

mumfordness:

merlin meme + lord of the rings quotes (5/?)

- I didn’t think it would end this way.
- End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.
- What? Gandalf? See what?
- White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
- Well, that isn’t so bad.
- No. No, it isn’t.
Posted 5 minutes ago

I was not stable, flawed by pride

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Don’t steal that one. Steal this one. The navigation system’s knackered,
but you’ll have much more fun.

(Source: riversongsmelody)

Posted 6 minutes ago

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

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noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps